pirate_club ([info]pirate_club) wrote,
@ 2005-07-26 11:07:00
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Domestic Violence...
...sometimes men get beat by their wives, right? Right? It's not always the other way around, is it?
This morning at 3 AM I was awakened by a pummeling. Rachel was wailing on my back and it took me a good 30 seconds to wake her up. Not that it hurt, but it was weird...anyone else experience this kind of shit? Apparently in her dream, she was fighting zombies. I've been awake since 3...sigh.

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[info]emoboyrocks
2005-07-26 05:22 pm UTC (link)
Oh man, my girlfriend's never hit me, but she talks in her sleep all the time. Like, creepy stuff.

Once she wanted to "bash someone's fucking face in", and when I woke her, she said she was dreaming about Final Fantasy Tactics.

Another time she said "Their hands... cut them." Like some kind of evil villain or something.

And she gets mad when I grind my teeth.

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[info]drtboi
2005-07-26 07:08 pm UTC (link)
Sometimes Jen talks in her sleep. It's usually about something that's amusing the hell out of her in her dream. But she's never hit me.

I think maybe Rachel was "sleeping" more than sleeping.

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[info]allstarkrew
2005-07-26 08:07 pm UTC (link)
YOU GOT BEAT UP BY A GIRL...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA.

That's three grils, one goat, two 4 year olds and one gay couple that have kicked your ass now.

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[info]pirate_club
2005-07-26 11:51 pm UTC (link)
When was it you thought you and Iseri kicked my ass. In your dreams.

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[info]hushgush
2005-07-26 09:25 pm UTC (link)
my wife gnashes her teeth in her sleep. it's creepy. she doesn't hit me, though.
i think the best thing to do in your situation would be to just come clean about the fact that you really are a zombie. she'll go easier on you if you're just honest with her.

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[info]christafa
2005-07-26 09:40 pm UTC (link)
Melissa once woke up yelling at me because I rolled over and was crushing the cave elves who lived in the mountain (aka our comforter).

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[info]bryneshrimp
2005-07-27 08:39 am UTC (link)
I'm pretty sure the fact that your wife dreams about fighting zombies trumps the fact that she beats you.

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[info]pirate_club
2005-07-27 01:38 pm UTC (link)
Rachel dreams about a)kitties or b)fighting zombies...and yes, I am very proud to be married to someone that has frequent zombie dreams.

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[info]drtboi
2005-07-27 09:55 pm UTC (link)
Rachel is cool.

What is your email address? Email me at bitslinger.net (todd, drtboi - you decide, I receive).

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[info]pirate_club
2005-07-28 02:23 pm UTC (link)
pirateclub.com, derek@

I liked seeing you on eatpoo, btw. It's sorta full of elitist fucks, but it's a fun place to visit from time to time.

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[info]drtboi
2005-07-28 05:47 pm UTC (link)
I was surprised at the quality of the art. I think they do well to demand high quality. I visit various metal forums, and I quickly learned that feel-goody attitudes makes you feel good, but do not encourage quality.

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